Obama did awesome tonight in the biggest day of elections ever. He didn't beat the crap out of Hillary, but he tied her and for an unknown black man that's pretty huge. The only tragic and embarrassing thing was that I couldn't vote! You're going to want to strangle me at how stupid I am but no one told me I had to register first! I went down to the school all proud and excited to vote for the first time and I was totally humiliated.
I yelled at my mom "Why didn't you tell me I had to register before I could vote?!"
She said "Sweetie, it never occurred to me. You've never shown the slightest interest in politics."
I said "I'm not interested in politics! I'm interested in Barack Obama!"
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