I am finally feeling better and guess what? My hormones are raging. Isn't that wonderful? Aren't I a lucky gyrl? My body, I swear. How can something so beautiful be such a curse?
A humongous crane fell in NYC and crushed a whole apartment building. Can you imagine? You're lying in bed, thinking your life is pretty awesome then a crane comes through your ceiling and smooshes you like a bug? When you think of all the ways your life can end it's pretty much a miracle we even bother to brush our teeth. Come to think of it, I haven't since yesterday morning!
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